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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
146920 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
153252 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
11632 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it
A Pizza Hut